Dirty Deeds…

 

—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Thursday, June 30, 2011 9:48
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Thursday
 
Your juice-soiled shorts rock! 😉
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Thursday, June 30, 2011 9:48
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Thursday
 
I’m sticky :/
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Thursday, June 30, 2011 9:51
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Thursday
 
Only 6 hours to go… Man up.  Porn stars do it all the time!
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Thursday, June 30, 2011 9:56
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Thursday
 
Like that is a comparable job field. I sit in an office and type… They fill their orifices with guys… I get paid to work with Microsoft… They have to hurry because he might go soft… I use sanitizer to clean my mouse… They… HAVE SEX ON CAMERA
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Thursday, June 30, 2011 10:16
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Thursday
 
YOU TOOK A BATH ON CAMERA!!!!!!!!!!!   Whore!
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Thursday, June 30, 2011 10:16
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Thursday
 
I had my naughty bits covered and I got paid nothing!
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Thursday, June 30, 2011 10:24
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Thursday
 
…that’s how they all start out
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Thursday, June 30, 2011 10:25
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Thursday
 
There was no backroom casting call, though. I swear. I could never handle that.
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Thursday, June 30, 2011 10:30
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Thursday
 
No backroom casting call… that you REMEMBER!!!
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Thursday, June 30, 2011 10:31
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Thursday
 
I’m not the one that got hit in the head in that movie. I would remember.
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Thursday, June 30, 2011 10:32
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Thursday
 
Most casting calls would happen BEFORE the movie… I’m assuming
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Thursday, June 30, 2011 10:33
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Thursday
 
Well… crap. I got nothing
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