Category Archives: The Other Stuff

Like a Good Neighbor…

On Tue, Aug 9, 2011 at 1:30 PM, Leia wrote:
 
And….. here comes the 1:30 slump
 
—–Original Message—–
From: R2D2
Sent: Tuesday, August 09, 2011 13:40
To: Leia
Subject: Re: booster
 
eat almonds
 
On Tue, Aug 9, 2011 at 1:40 PM, Leia wrote: 
I haz no almonds
 
—–Original Message—–
From: R2D2 
Sent: Tuesday, August 09, 2011 13:46
To: Leia
Subject: Re: booster
 
curses!!!
don’t you wish we had that statefarm chant to get what we want!
 
 
On Tue, Aug 9, 2011 at 1:55 PM, Leia wrote:
 
Like a good neighbor…. ALMONDS!
 
Lol
 
—–Original Message—–
From: R2D2 
Sent: Tuesday, August 09, 2011 14:07
To: Leia
Subject: Re: booster
 
yes!
like a good neighbor ALMONDS AND A PILLOW!
 
On Tue, Aug 9, 2011 at 2:16 PM, Leia wrote:
 
Like a good neighbor…. VACATION!
 
—–Original Message—–
From: R2D2 
Sent: Tuesday, August 09, 2011 14:20
To: Leia
Subject: Re: booster
 
like a good neighbor – MONEY TREE!
 
On Tue, Aug 9, 2011 at 2:20 PM, Leia wrote:
 
Like a good neighbor…. *trips over rock*    SHIT!!!!    Oh!      Wait, NO!!!!!!
 
—–Original Message—–
From: R2D2
Sent: Tuesday, August 09, 2011 14:24
To: Leia
Subject: Re: booster
 
hahahahhaha Statefarm fail!!!!

Someone needs a nap

—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Monday, July 25, 2011 11:21
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Monday
 
I need a nap… or 7
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Monday, July 25, 2011 11:21
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Monday
 
I could really use one. I hate having to work so freaking early.
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Monday, July 25, 2011 11:23
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Monday
 
I wish we came in at like… 9
 
Did you know Lean Pockets have a Facebook page?
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Monday, July 25, 2011 11:23
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Monday
 
Most everyone does now, it seems.
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Monday, July 25, 2011 11:24
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Monday
 
Would you befriend Lean Pockets?
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Monday, July 25, 2011 11:24
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Monday
 
Not at all. Lol
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Monday, July 25, 2011 11:28
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Monday
 
😦
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Monday, July 25, 2011 11:30
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Monday
 
You either REALLY love Lean Pockets… or you have something to gain…
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Monday, July 25, 2011 11:49
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Monday
 
I was supposed to be sleeping
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Monday, July 25, 2011 11:52
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Monday
 
SO you make yourself a fan of Lean Pockets instead? Brilliant.
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Monday, July 25, 2011 11:57
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Monday
 
I did not befriend that Lean Pocket!
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Monday, July 25, 2011 11:57
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Monday
 
Facebook begs to differ.
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Monday, July 25, 2011 11:59
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Monday
 
Facebook is a crook!
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Monday, July 25, 2011 11:59
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Monday
 
Only of your soul.
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Monday, July 25, 2011 12:01
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Monday
 
I should have napped
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Monday, July 25, 2011 12:01
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Monday
 
Me, too. Now I am just lethargic.
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Monday, July 25, 2011 12:06
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Monday
 
Me too!!!!
 
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Monday, July 25, 2011 12:06
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Monday
 
But, this can of organic pears I just ate was very tasty.
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Monday, July 25, 2011 12:07
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Monday
 
As was my burnt Lean Pocket and Activa yogurt… can you explain why I have the lunch of a 60-year-old today???
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Monday, July 25, 2011 12:08
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Monday
 
Because your kids made you feel at least that old this weekend?
 
(singing) Activiaaaaaaa!
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Monday, July 25, 2011 12:09
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Monday
 
It’s surprisingly good
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Monday, July 25, 2011 12:09
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Monday
 
Says your osteoporosis-riddled bones as they creak for the first time since you applied Ben Gay.
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Monday, July 25, 2011 12:12
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Monday
 
Activiaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Introducing… R2D2

On Thu, Jul 14, 2011 at 7:33 AM, Leia wrote:
 
I want to create a trail-mix that doesn’t have peanuts or raisins!!!
 
—–Original Message—–
From: R2D2
Sent: Thursday, July 14, 2011 7:36
To: Leia
Subject: Re: Thursday!
 
Uhh, isn’t that a bag of m&m’s?
 
On Thu, Jul 14, 2011 at 7:36 AM, Leia wrote:
 
And almonds… and cashews…
 
It would be like an upscale bag of Trailmix…. OMG… We could use peanut M&Ms!!!

 

The Hit List

—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Tuesday, July 12, 2011 12:32
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Tuesday
 
It takes 2 to tango!!!
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Tuesday, July 12, 2011 12:33
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Tuesday
 
I don’t like dancing… I have ginormous feet
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Tuesday, July 12, 2011 12:38
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Tuesday
 
It takes two to jog?
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Tuesday, July 12, 2011 12:39
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Tuesday
 
You see how fat I am. I only jog if I’m being chased.
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Tuesday, July 12, 2011 12:44
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Tuesday
 
I’ll have the Beast chase you
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Tuesday, July 12, 2011 12:45
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Tuesday
 
I’ll just throw him some chicken that was marinated in antifreeze
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Tuesday, July 12, 2011 12:47
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Tuesday
 
And then he will switch it with your plate of chicken, when you’re not looking, and YOU WILL DIE!!!!!
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Tuesday, July 12, 2011 12:47
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Tuesday
 
Luckily, I’m immune! I’ve been preparing for this moment my whole life!
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Tuesday, July 12, 2011 12:48
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Tuesday
 
So has The Beast
 
I found Diego’s foot yesterday
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Tuesday, July 12, 2011 12:49
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Tuesday
 
Was it in processed poop?
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Tuesday, July 12, 2011 12:49
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Tuesday
 
It was hidden behind a door
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Tuesday, July 12, 2011 12:50
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Tuesday
 
Hahaha awesome
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Tuesday, July 12, 2011 13:07
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Tuesday
 
He demolished my mom yesterday
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Tuesday, July 12, 2011 13:07
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Tuesday
 
Sounds… dirty. Hahaha but I bet it was fun to watch!
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Tuesday, July 12, 2011 13:09
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Tuesday
 
I missed it, I was at work… She got tore up… lol.  She was supposed to come back to work today from vacation. But didn’t
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Tuesday, July 12, 2011 13:11
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Tuesday
 
Oh wow. That’s not good.
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Tuesday, July 12, 2011 13:15
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Tuesday
 
Yeah, when I walked in the door she was sitting at the kitchen table all dazed…. with grass and stuff all over her…
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Tuesday, July 12, 2011 13:16
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Tuesday
 
Is she actually hurt?
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Tuesday, July 12, 2011 13:18
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Tuesday
 
Yeah… she was trying to walk him in the backyard and the neighbor’s dogs started barking… so he pulled really hard towards them and she fell all over the place.
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Tuesday, July 12, 2011 13:19
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Tuesday
 
Jeez. That dog is really not afraid to just maul someone
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Tuesday, July 12, 2011 13:24
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Tuesday
 
I know, right!!!! You f*cks up Granny???? Damn!
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Tuesday, July 12, 2011 13:25
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Tuesday
 
“You f*cks up Granny????” Ummmmmm……. What?
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Tuesday, July 12, 2011 13:29
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Tuesday
 
Hahahha… I had to go to the “sent” folder to see if I actually wrote that!!! LOL
 
*WHO*
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Tuesday, July 12, 2011 13:30
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Tuesday
 
I was so bumfuzzled for a moment.
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Tuesday, July 12, 2011 13:30
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Tuesday
 
fail
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Tuesday, July 12, 2011 13:31
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Tuesday
 
I’d feel pretty damn safe with that dog watching my house, though
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Tuesday, July 12, 2011 13:46
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Tuesday
 
Yeah… when I’m not fearing for my life, I feel pretty safe!

Sofa King

—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Monday, July 11, 2011 13:04
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Stupid crap
 
Dude… Craigslist is WAY more price friendly
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Monday, July 11, 2011 13:04
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Stupid crap
 
I’m sure. But you have to be willing to trade in marijuana as well
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Monday, July 11, 2011 13:06
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Stupid crap
 
Whatevs!
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Monday, July 11, 2011 13:09
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Stupid crap
 
When I sold my old iPhones on there before, I had a dude call me at 2 in the morning and ask if I was 420 friendly. Haha it was a joke
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Monday, July 11, 2011 13:10
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Stupid crap
 
*crickets*
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Monday, July 11, 2011 13:10
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Stupid crap
 
I never said it was a FUNNY joke!
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Monday, July 11, 2011 13:42
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Stupid crap
 
You could have warned me that It was going to be painfully Unfunny
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Monday, July 11, 2011 13:42
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Stupid crap
 
No. That is something I simply CAN’T do.
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Monday, July 11, 2011 13:43
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Stupid crap
 
OK Meatloaf
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Monday, July 11, 2011 13:43
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Stupid crap
 
I haven’t had a good meatloaf in a very long time.
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Monday, July 11, 2011 13:45
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Stupid crap
 
Will you hose me down with Holy Water whennn I get to Hot… HOT!
 
Lol
 
Meatloaf Muffins
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Monday, July 11, 2011 13:45
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Stupid crap
 
What the devil is up with all of the complete and utter absurdity today? You need to calm down.

 

—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Monday, July 11, 2011 13:46
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Stupid crap
 
No… I will not.   It’s when you make meatloaf in a muffin pan.   turd
 
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Monday, July 11, 2011 13:49
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Stupid crap
 
Does it taste like turd? Because it sounds like turd…
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Monday, July 11, 2011 13:50
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Stupid crap
 
It sounds like awesome and you’re an ass
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Monday, July 11, 2011 13:51
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Stupid crap
 
Someone needs to learn how to use their words…
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Monday, July 11, 2011 13:52
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Stupid crap
 
You can barely WHAT me???? Oh, Here me?????   HEAR!?>!?!?!?!
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Monday, July 11, 2011 13:53
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Stupid crap
 
You’re the devil.

The Queen’s Hat

—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Thursday, July 07, 2011 9:04
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Thur-Friday
 
Perfect timing
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Thursday, July 07, 2011 9:05
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Thur-Friday
 
Why? Are you visiting the queen this weekend?
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Thursday, July 07, 2011 9:05
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Thur-Friday
 
I need a really big flamboyant paper hat…. no warriors
 
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Thursday, July 07, 2011 9:07
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Thur-Friday
 
Hahaha visiting the queen sounds like a double entendre… “Oh, going out with the husband tomorrow? You gonna “visit the queen”?” hahahahaha
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Thursday, July 07, 2011 9:10
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Thur-Friday
 
That’s what she said?
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Thursday, July 07, 2011 9:10
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Thur-Friday
 
You are completely missing the point…
 
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Thursday, July 07, 2011 9:15
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Thur-Friday
 
That seems to be my theme for the day…
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Thursday, July 07, 2011 9:16
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Thur-Friday
 
You should have said that’s what he said.
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Thursday, July 07, 2011 9:16
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Thur-Friday
 
Is THAT what she said?
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Thursday, July 07, 2011 9:18
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Thur-Friday
 
Sure

California Raisins…

—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Wednesday, July 06, 2011 14:32
To: Leia
Subject: RE:
 
Careful…. You can’t access the email from home that you used for the other accounts. Unless you use a different email for this one.
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Wednesday, July 06, 2011 14:46
To: Chewy
Subject: RE:
 
I don’t understand anything you just typed
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Wednesday, July 06, 2011 14:57
To: Leia
Subject: RE:
 
You used the work email for the other accounts. If you want it all the same so you can remember it, you may want to start it here so you can open the email they send you to activate your account.
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Wednesday, July 06, 2011 14:58
To: Chewy
Subject: RE:
 
I understood after my brain stopped sizzling lol
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Wednesday, July 06, 2011 15:00
To: Leia
Subject: RE:
 
Brilliant
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Wednesday, July 06, 2011 15:02
To: Chewy
Subject: RE:
 
The weather just totally bitch slapped me.  Do you want my leftover raisins?
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Wednesday, July 06, 2011 15:02
To: Leia
Subject: RE:
 
No thank you. Trying to cut back.
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Wednesday, July 06, 2011 15:03
To: Chewy
Subject: RE:
 
They’re in the trash… but still in the package… I mean the package is open… but they’re inside
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Wednesday, July 06, 2011 15:04
To: Leia
Subject: RE:
 
Hahaha so here… you want the rest of this dr pepper? I mean, it’s on the ground but it’s on a plastic bag. You could wrangle it up and stick a straw out of the top…
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Wednesday, July 06, 2011 15:05
To: Chewy
Subject: RE:
 
Not similar!!!