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Fifth Grade Calculator Fun

 

—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Tuesday, August 09, 2011 15:37
To: Leia
Subject: RE:
 
Why the hell am I a horse?
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Tuesday, August 09, 2011 15:38
To: Chewy
Subject: RE:
 
Because you can’t be the lion!!!
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Tuesday, August 09, 2011 15:39
To: Leia
Subject: RE:
 
I have the heart of a lion!
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Tuesday, August 09, 2011 15:41
To: Chewy
Subject: RE:
 
I already called the lion… you’re simply too slow.
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Tuesday, August 09, 2011 15:42
To: Leia
Subject: RE:
 
LIAR. LIONS DON’T HAVE PHONES

Simply calling the wizard for some courage

 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Tuesday, August 09, 2011 15:44
To: Chewy
Subject: RE:
 
Circus lions do indeed have phones… TracPhones… but still phones!
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Tuesday, August 09, 2011 15:45
To: Leia
Subject: RE:
 
Now you think you’re BETTER than them? How dare you!
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Tuesday, August 09, 2011 15:45
To: Chewy
Subject: RE:
 
Circus horses only have pagers!
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Tuesday, August 09, 2011 15:46
To: Leia
Subject: RE:
 
Hey! They can do two-way text messaging now!
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Tuesday, August 09, 2011 15:48
To: Chewy
Subject: RE:
 
35007
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Tuesday, August 09, 2011 15:48
To: Leia
Subject: RE:
 
QUIT TALKING ABOUT MY MOM
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Tuesday, August 09, 2011 15:50
To: Chewy
Subject: RE:
 
304    It doesn’t work with that 4… 😦
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Tuesday, August 09, 2011 15:51
To: Leia
Subject: RE:
 
Haha plus she is not a garden tool, you 55378008 hack! Go to 7734!
 
Yeah it doesn’t work
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Tuesday, August 09, 2011 15:52
To: Chewy
Subject: RE:
 
Just cause you have more 8008 than all the women of this branch put together, it doesn’t mean you have to be all nasty about it!!!!
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Tuesday, August 09, 2011 15:53
To: Leia
Subject: RE:
 
F U U JEW
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Tuesday, August 09, 2011 15:53
To: Chewy
Subject: RE:
 
U U?   are those supposed to be 80085
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Tuesday, August 09, 2011 15:54
To: Leia
Subject: RE:
 
We are 50 awesome
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There Once was a Pigeon named Tuck…

—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Thursday, August 04, 2011 15:26
To: Leia
Subject: RE: #2
 
DONE
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Thursday, August 04, 2011 15:27
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: #2
 
Good lord…. what took you so long!
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Thursday, August 04, 2011 15:28
To: Leia
Subject: RE: #2
 
I had troubles
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Thursday, August 04, 2011 15:32
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: #2
 
Hemorrhoids?
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Thursday, August 04, 2011 15:32
To: Leia
Subject: RE: #2
 
Well…. It was a pain in the ass…
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Thursday, August 04, 2011 15:33
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: #2
 
Want some Tucks?
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Thursday, August 04, 2011 15:33
To: Leia
Subject: RE: #2
 
What the tuck is tucks?
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Thursday, August 04, 2011 15:34
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: #2
 
Pigeon spit
 

Watch out. They spit.

—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Thursday, August 04, 2011 15:34
To: Leia
Subject: RE: #2
 
Why is it called Tucks?
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Thursday, August 04, 2011 15:35
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: #2
 
That’s the Pigeon’s grandfather’s name
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Thursday, August 04, 2011 15:36
To: Leia
Subject: RE: #2
 
So all of this spit comes from a single pigeon?
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Thursday, August 04, 2011 15:38
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: #2
 
Yes…. they keep him well hydrated
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Thursday, August 04, 2011 15:39
To: Leia
Subject: RE: #2
 
Change
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Thursday, August 04, 2011 15:41
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: #2
 
Yes…. a 75 foot tall pigeon
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Thursday, August 04, 2011 15:42
To: Leia
Subject: RE: #2
 
Change
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Thursday, August 04, 2011 15:49
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: #2
 
Yes…. a 7 headed pigeon

Introducing Yoda!

On Wed, Jul 27, 2011 at 2:25 PM, Yoda wrote:
Hey there, sexy.
 
 On Wed, Jul 27, 2011 at 2:27 PM, Chewy wrote:
Easy now. Monitored emails. Haha
 
 On Wed, Jul 27, 2011 at 2:28 PM, Yoda wrote:
Hey there….Panda Bear?