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Another Crumby Day at Work

—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Thursday, July 28, 2011 12:12
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Yikes… stripes
 
Nike a ninja
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Thursday, July 28, 2011 12:12
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Yikes… stripes
 
Is that some kind of weird Karate move involving shoes?
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Thursday, July 28, 2011 12:20
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Yikes… stripes
 
It’s called a TYPO, asshat!
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Thursday, July 28, 2011 12:20
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Yikes… stripes
 
Jeez. Who shit in your peanut butter covered rice cake?
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Thursday, July 28, 2011 12:22
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Yikes… stripes
 
Probably  a water bug
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Thursday, July 28, 2011 12:23
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Yikes… stripes
 
NO NEED TO TAKE THAT OUT ON ME. GAH
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Thursday, July 28, 2011 12:24
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Yikes… stripes
 
My bad…. sorry
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Thursday, July 28, 2011 12:53
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Yikes… stripes
 
Ha. Like that is genuine caring. I buy movies for you to watch, I offer to help with bullies, I watch out for you, I keep you entertained, WHAT ELSE MUST I DO?!?!?!
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Thursday, July 28, 2011 12:59
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Yikes… stripes
 
OH!!!! And I never do ANYTHING for you?!?!??!?  Really CHEWY!   I refrain from passing gas when I’m using your chair, I submit my reports (for the most part) on time, I give you good stuffs to read, I offer you food, I gift you with knick-knacks (which I stole from my own children’s grasp), I keep you safe from the Beast, I kick our wall when funny things happen, I talk with you on our way to the parking lot (to make you look cool)
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Thursday, July 28, 2011 13:00
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Yikes… stripes
 
…… I’m still upset about you crunching up my chips  :/
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Thursday, July 28, 2011 13:03
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Yikes… stripes
 
Would it make you feel better if I crunched my own chips
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Thursday, July 28, 2011 13:04
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Yikes… stripes
 
No! The chips did nothing to you! I want all of the chips in the world to be safe and cheerful.
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Thursday, July 28, 2011 13:11
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Yikes… stripes
 
You could become the defender of the chips…. and you could wear a cape!
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Thursday, July 28, 2011 13:11
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Yikes… stripes
 
My catchphrase- ” Bringing help to all those with a CHIP on their shoulder!”

 

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Sofa King

—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Monday, July 11, 2011 13:04
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Stupid crap
 
Dude… Craigslist is WAY more price friendly
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Monday, July 11, 2011 13:04
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Stupid crap
 
I’m sure. But you have to be willing to trade in marijuana as well
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Monday, July 11, 2011 13:06
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Stupid crap
 
Whatevs!
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Monday, July 11, 2011 13:09
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Stupid crap
 
When I sold my old iPhones on there before, I had a dude call me at 2 in the morning and ask if I was 420 friendly. Haha it was a joke
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Monday, July 11, 2011 13:10
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Stupid crap
 
*crickets*
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Monday, July 11, 2011 13:10
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Stupid crap
 
I never said it was a FUNNY joke!
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Monday, July 11, 2011 13:42
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Stupid crap
 
You could have warned me that It was going to be painfully Unfunny
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Monday, July 11, 2011 13:42
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Stupid crap
 
No. That is something I simply CAN’T do.
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Monday, July 11, 2011 13:43
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Stupid crap
 
OK Meatloaf
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Monday, July 11, 2011 13:43
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Stupid crap
 
I haven’t had a good meatloaf in a very long time.
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Monday, July 11, 2011 13:45
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Stupid crap
 
Will you hose me down with Holy Water whennn I get to Hot… HOT!
 
Lol
 
Meatloaf Muffins
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Monday, July 11, 2011 13:45
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Stupid crap
 
What the devil is up with all of the complete and utter absurdity today? You need to calm down.

 

—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Monday, July 11, 2011 13:46
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Stupid crap
 
No… I will not.   It’s when you make meatloaf in a muffin pan.   turd
 
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Monday, July 11, 2011 13:49
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Stupid crap
 
Does it taste like turd? Because it sounds like turd…
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Monday, July 11, 2011 13:50
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Stupid crap
 
It sounds like awesome and you’re an ass
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Monday, July 11, 2011 13:51
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Stupid crap
 
Someone needs to learn how to use their words…
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Monday, July 11, 2011 13:52
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Stupid crap
 
You can barely WHAT me???? Oh, Here me?????   HEAR!?>!?!?!?!
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Monday, July 11, 2011 13:53
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Stupid crap
 
You’re the devil.

California Raisins…

—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Wednesday, July 06, 2011 14:32
To: Leia
Subject: RE:
 
Careful…. You can’t access the email from home that you used for the other accounts. Unless you use a different email for this one.
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Wednesday, July 06, 2011 14:46
To: Chewy
Subject: RE:
 
I don’t understand anything you just typed
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Wednesday, July 06, 2011 14:57
To: Leia
Subject: RE:
 
You used the work email for the other accounts. If you want it all the same so you can remember it, you may want to start it here so you can open the email they send you to activate your account.
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Wednesday, July 06, 2011 14:58
To: Chewy
Subject: RE:
 
I understood after my brain stopped sizzling lol
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Wednesday, July 06, 2011 15:00
To: Leia
Subject: RE:
 
Brilliant
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Wednesday, July 06, 2011 15:02
To: Chewy
Subject: RE:
 
The weather just totally bitch slapped me.  Do you want my leftover raisins?
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Wednesday, July 06, 2011 15:02
To: Leia
Subject: RE:
 
No thank you. Trying to cut back.
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Wednesday, July 06, 2011 15:03
To: Chewy
Subject: RE:
 
They’re in the trash… but still in the package… I mean the package is open… but they’re inside
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Wednesday, July 06, 2011 15:04
To: Leia
Subject: RE:
 
Hahaha so here… you want the rest of this dr pepper? I mean, it’s on the ground but it’s on a plastic bag. You could wrangle it up and stick a straw out of the top…
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Wednesday, July 06, 2011 15:05
To: Chewy
Subject: RE:
 
Not similar!!!

Breakfast of Champions…

—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Wednesday, July 06, 2011 9:04
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Wed-Thurs-something day
 
Oatmeeeeeaaaaaaallllllllllll 🙂
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Wednesday, July 06, 2011 9:04
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Wed-Thurs-something day
 
With Rockstar!
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Wednesday, July 06, 2011 9:05
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Wed-Thurs-something day
 
That would have been outstandingly bad.
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Wednesday, July 06, 2011 9:06
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Wed-Thurs-something day
 
Or some amazing concoction that the whole world would need to know about
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Wednesday, July 06, 2011 9:07
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Wed-Thurs-something day
 
But, I’d be a bitch and never tell…
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Wednesday, July 06, 2011 9:09
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Wed-Thurs-something day
 
That WOULD be just like you. You probably have the cure for cancer and aids just chilling in your basement “Just in case”
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Wednesday, July 06, 2011 9:12
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Wed-Thurs-something day
 
I don’t even HAVE a basement!!!
 
..but they might be under my mattress
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Wednesday, July 06, 2011 9:13
To: leia
Subject: RE: Wed-Thurs-something day
 
Next to all of your unmentionables? That’s real sanitary…
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Wednesday, July 06, 2011 9:14
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Wed-Thurs-something day
 
I don’t keep my unmentionables under my mattress!  I keep loose Cool Ranch Doritos and a steak knife
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Wednesday, July 06, 2011 9:15
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Wed-Thurs-something day
 
…That’s not what unmentionables means?
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Wednesday, July 06, 2011 9:16
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Wed-Thurs-something day
 
You’re not supposed to mention it.
 
And I forgot… I traded the cures for AIDS and cancer for a Kirby.  😦
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Wednesday, July 06, 2011 9:54
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Wed-Thurs-something day
 
And yet somehow, you still owe $1,100…
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Wednesday, July 06, 2011 9:55
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Wed-Thurs-something day
 
It’s down to $700
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Wednesday, July 06, 2011 9:56
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Wed-Thurs-something day
 
You must have traded in one of your sons to get that steep of a discount
 
—–Original Message—–
From: leia
Sent: Wednesday, July 06, 2011 9:57
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Wed-Thurs-something day
 
Just their soul
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Wednesday, July 06, 2011 9:58
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Wed-Thurs-something day
 
Hopefully it was the Mexican one. I heard they don’t have much of a soul to begin with. At least he wasn’t a ginger.
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Wednesday, July 06, 2011 10:01
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Wed-Thurs-something day
 
Eldest one’s dad was a ginger… I lived in fear every day of my pregnancy that eldest would be handed the same fate…. had a box of hair dye on standby
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Wednesday, July 06, 2011 10:02
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Wed-Thurs-something day
 
I feel for you. That could have been such a tragedy.