All the colors of the rainbow

—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Wednesday, July 27, 2011 15:29
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: [Conversations from the Cube] Please moderate: “Introducing Yoda!”
 
But she’s a chick… It should be a chick color!
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Wednesday, July 27, 2011 15:30
To: Leia
Subject: RE: [Conversations from the Cube] Please moderate: “Introducing Yoda!”
 
I’m talking to her! She’s warming up to it…
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Wednesday, July 27, 2011 15:33
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: [Conversations from the Cube] Please moderate: “Introducing Yoda!”
 
She’s gonna Orange Julius you when you get home!
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Wednesday, July 27, 2011 15:33
To: Leia
Subject: RE: [Conversations from the Cube] Please moderate: “Introducing Yoda!”
 
She says it makes sense now. I win. Hahahaha
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Wednesday, July 27, 2011 15:34
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: [Conversations from the Cube] Please moderate: “Introducing Yoda!”
 
Boo!!!!  I’m going to work to change her mind…. over a nice onion soup at Benihanas…. because I can afford it 😉
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Wednesday, July 27, 2011 15:35
To: Leia
Subject: RE: [Conversations from the Cube] Please moderate: “Introducing Yoda!”
 
-_- I. Hate…………….Apples.
 
Hahaha you thought I was going to say you!
 
I LOATHE you.
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Wednesday, July 27, 2011 15:36
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: [Conversations from the Cube] Please moderate: “Introducing Yoda!”
 
And I despise you, my friend!
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Wednesday, July 27, 2011 15:37
To: Leia
Subject: RE: [Conversations from the Cube] Please moderate: “Introducing Yoda!”
 
😉 You are so awesome.
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Wednesday, July 27, 2011 15:38
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: [Conversations from the Cube] Please moderate: “Introducing Yoda!”
 
Well, one of us has to be 😉

Introducing Yoda!

On Wed, Jul 27, 2011 at 2:25 PM, Yoda wrote:
Hey there, sexy.
 
 On Wed, Jul 27, 2011 at 2:27 PM, Chewy wrote:
Easy now. Monitored emails. Haha
 
 On Wed, Jul 27, 2011 at 2:28 PM, Yoda wrote:
Hey there….Panda Bear?

Working Out With the Thighmaster…

—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Wednesday, July 27, 2011 6:59
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: WTF!
 
I’ll let you punch me if that will make you feel better.   In the thigh.
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Wednesday, July 27, 2011 6:59
To: Leia
Subject: RE: WTF!
 
I would break it in half.
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Wednesday, July 27, 2011 7:01
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: WTF!
 
I have the thigh of a stallion!   STALLION, I say!
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Wednesday, July 27, 2011 7:01
To: Leia
Subject: RE: WTF!
 
My thigh broke my mom’s toe once
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Wednesday, July 27, 2011 7:02
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: WTF!
 
My thigh took down an army of demons once!
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Wednesday, July 27, 2011 7:05
To: Leia
Subject: RE: WTF!
 
Pics or it didn’t happen
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Wednesday, July 27, 2011 7:21
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: WTF!
 
Boo-ya!
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Wednesday, July 27, 2011 7:22
To: Leia
Subject: RE: WTF!
 
I knew it was happening. It looks like you are fighting off red baby batter.
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Wednesday, July 27, 2011 7:23
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: WTF!
 
It didn’t  turn out quit as I had planned!  But, my hair looks cool! Lol
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Wednesday, July 27, 2011 7:23
To: Leia
Subject: RE: WTF!
 
Looks good.
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Wednesday, July 27, 2011 7:25
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: WTF!
 
So, we are in agreement that my thighs are the winner?  Good
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Wednesday, July 27, 2011 7:26
To: Leia
Subject: RE: WTF!
 
Heck no. Mine broke a REAL FREAKING TOE
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Wednesday, July 27, 2011 7:30
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: WTF!
 
Mine saved the planet from imminent destruction!   How does that even compare.  There are freaking STREETS named after my thigh!  There is an annual holiday, celebrated in small villages in Europe…. dedicated to my thigh!!!!  How dare you!
 
My thigh bad, My thigh hood… my thigh do things that you thigh wish it could
 
*glare*
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Wednesday, July 27, 2011 7:33
To: Leia
Subject: RE: WTF!
 
Europe ain’t shit but hoes and tricks. Lick on these thighs and demons get kicked. I used to know a bitch named Demon Dave. You used to roll around and get the world saved.
 
Demons can’t hang near these thighs…
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Wednesday, July 27, 2011 7:35
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: WTF!
 
Yeah… they can’t get near your thighs, because MY THIGHS already banished them.   My thigh said to tell your thigh “You’re Welcome”
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Wednesday, July 27, 2011 7:36
To: Leia
Subject: RE: WTF!
 
My thighs said to tell you that your thigh’s Mom said hello. What now?
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Wednesday, July 27, 2011 7:38
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: WTF!
 
My thigh said to tell you that your thigh has lint in its hair!   Ewwwwwww. Really?
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Wednesday, July 27, 2011 7:38
To: Leia
Subject: RE: WTF!
 
You straight trippin’, boo. My thigh goes bald. How do you like them apples?
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Wednesday, July 27, 2011 7:43
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: WTF!
 
Great, maybe the lint is just sticking to the sweat….   *gross*
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Wednesday, July 27, 2011 7:44
To: Leia
Subject: RE: WTF!
 
Your thigh dreams about being my thigh every night.
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Wednesday, July 27, 2011 7:45
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: WTF!
 
Your thigh wears my thighs clothes when you’re not looking!
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Wednesday, July 27, 2011 7:46
To: Leia
Subject: RE: WTF!
 
Your thigh enjoys my thigh wearing your thigh’s clothes when I’m not looking!
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Wednesday, July 27, 2011 7:49
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: WTF!
 
My thigh is selling pictures of your thigh wearing my thighs clothes on Ebay….
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Wednesday, July 27, 2011 7:50
To: Leia
Subject: RE: WTF!
 
My thigh best be getting a cut of the profits…
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Wednesday, July 27, 2011 7:51
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: WTF!
 
There would have to be interested parties for you to get a cut…. No one wants to see that shiz!
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Wednesday, July 27, 2011 7:52
To: Leia
Subject: RE: WTF!
 
Well then it looks like your thigh is wasting time putting stuff on ebay!
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Wednesday, July 27, 2011 7:54
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: WTF!
 
Unlike your thigh… my thigh has the money to burn.
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Wednesday, July 27, 2011 7:55
To: Leia
Subject: RE: WTF!
 
I’m sorry my thigh doesn’t lower itself to being a complete SLUT to get any position it wants. He works hard for his money!
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Wednesday, July 27, 2011 8:45
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: WTF!
 
You can’t slut out what people don’t want… 😉
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Wednesday, July 27, 2011 8:46
To: Leia
Subject: RE: WTF!
 
That’s a damn fine point.

The Great Blogging Triangle

From: Chewy
Sent: Monday, July 25, 2011 14:33
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Monday
 
This blog is alright… I expected another Greatsby the way you made it sound… haha
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Monday, July 25, 2011 14:34
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Monday
 
There can be no other Greatsby
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Monday, July 25, 2011 14:34
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Monday
 
He is pretty fantasmagorical
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Monday, July 25, 2011 14:35
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Monday
 
He’s dreamy
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Monday, July 25, 2011 14:35
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Monday
 
I had no freaking clue he lived in Shanghai until his recent blogs
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Monday, July 25, 2011 14:36
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Monday
 
Me either… lol.  There goes our hopes for stalking him!!!
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Monday, July 25, 2011 14:37
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Monday
 
I was going to. I want to meet The Fonz.
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Monday, July 25, 2011 14:39
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Monday
 
I want the smoking jacket
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Monday, July 25, 2011 14:39
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Monday
 
It’s so legit. Way too legit to quit.
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Monday, July 25, 2011 14:45
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Monday
 
Have I mentioned he’s dreamy?  😉
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Monday, July 25, 2011 15:01
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Monday
 
Not in the last four minutes… Go ahead.
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Monday, July 25, 2011 15:02
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Monday
 
*swoon*
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Monday, July 25, 2011 15:02
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Monday
 
I heard he is into bestiality… Good luck.
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Monday, July 25, 2011 15:05
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Monday
 
Quit being a hater, Chewy!
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Monday, July 25, 2011 15:05
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Monday
 
He is moving on to my turf! I have to do something! Lowering myself into making jokes about a man and a gerbil is the best I got.
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Monday, July 25, 2011 15:09
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Monday
 
Awwww… The great blogging triangle!
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Monday, July 25, 2011 15:09
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Monday
 
You were my bloggie first, dammit! I can get a smoking jacket if that is what it takes!
 
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Monday, July 25, 2011 15:12
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Monday
 
LOL…. tomorrow morning you’re going to wake up and find that me and GG started a new awesome review site….
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Monday, July 25, 2011 15:12
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Monday
 
-_- Methinks no
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Monday, July 25, 2011 15:13
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Monday
 
He’s writing up his nose strips review as we speak… but I splurged and got him the name brand 😉
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Monday, July 25, 2011 15:14
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Monday
 
You bitch! That’s it. I am cancelling everything I have bought for you.

Someone needs a nap

—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Monday, July 25, 2011 11:21
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Monday
 
I need a nap… or 7
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Monday, July 25, 2011 11:21
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Monday
 
I could really use one. I hate having to work so freaking early.
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Monday, July 25, 2011 11:23
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Monday
 
I wish we came in at like… 9
 
Did you know Lean Pockets have a Facebook page?
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Monday, July 25, 2011 11:23
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Monday
 
Most everyone does now, it seems.
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Monday, July 25, 2011 11:24
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Monday
 
Would you befriend Lean Pockets?
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Monday, July 25, 2011 11:24
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Monday
 
Not at all. Lol
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Monday, July 25, 2011 11:28
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Monday
 
😦
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Monday, July 25, 2011 11:30
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Monday
 
You either REALLY love Lean Pockets… or you have something to gain…
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Monday, July 25, 2011 11:49
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Monday
 
I was supposed to be sleeping
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Monday, July 25, 2011 11:52
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Monday
 
SO you make yourself a fan of Lean Pockets instead? Brilliant.
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Monday, July 25, 2011 11:57
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Monday
 
I did not befriend that Lean Pocket!
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Monday, July 25, 2011 11:57
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Monday
 
Facebook begs to differ.
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Monday, July 25, 2011 11:59
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Monday
 
Facebook is a crook!
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Monday, July 25, 2011 11:59
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Monday
 
Only of your soul.
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Monday, July 25, 2011 12:01
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Monday
 
I should have napped
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Monday, July 25, 2011 12:01
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Monday
 
Me, too. Now I am just lethargic.
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Monday, July 25, 2011 12:06
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Monday
 
Me too!!!!
 
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Monday, July 25, 2011 12:06
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Monday
 
But, this can of organic pears I just ate was very tasty.
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Monday, July 25, 2011 12:07
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Monday
 
As was my burnt Lean Pocket and Activa yogurt… can you explain why I have the lunch of a 60-year-old today???
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Monday, July 25, 2011 12:08
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Monday
 
Because your kids made you feel at least that old this weekend?
 
(singing) Activiaaaaaaa!
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Monday, July 25, 2011 12:09
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Monday
 
It’s surprisingly good
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Monday, July 25, 2011 12:09
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Monday
 
Says your osteoporosis-riddled bones as they creak for the first time since you applied Ben Gay.
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Monday, July 25, 2011 12:12
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Monday
 
Activiaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Uri Nation

—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Monday, July 18, 2011 13:39
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Monday
 
Deal.
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Monday, July 18, 2011 13:49
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Monday
 
 
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Monday, July 18, 2011 13:49
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Monday
 
No more invisible ink
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Monday, July 18, 2011 13:51
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Monday
 
It’s like those dogs that see that they’re about to go outside and they get all excited and start jumping all over the place and dribbling pee on the floor
 
I get all excited to start typing and hit Enter
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Monday, July 18, 2011 13:52
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Monday
 
So excited to email… I love it.
 
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Monday, July 18, 2011 13:53
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Monday
 
At least I don’t pee myself when I’m excited…… Chewy 
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Monday, July 18, 2011 13:54
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Monday
 
Look. It was once. It didn’t even get down my whole leg. No need to rub it in my face… again.
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Monday, July 18, 2011 13:55
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Monday
 
You’re like 17 feet tall… It would take a day at best to run down your leg…. It evaporated before it had a chance
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Monday, July 18, 2011 14:01
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Monday
 
It was freaking hot that day!
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Monday, July 18, 2011 14:02
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Monday
 
It was Christmas!!!
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Monday, July 18, 2011 14:02
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Monday
 
In the desert!
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Monday, July 18, 2011 14:03
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Monday
 
You were laying in a bathtub full of ice after someone stole your kidney!!!!!
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Monday, July 18, 2011 14:04
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Monday
 
EXACTLY!!! You would have pissed yourself, too! I was still scared because the dude came in while I was sleeping… Who steals a kidney from someone who is sleeping?!?!?!?!
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Monday, July 18, 2011 14:05
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Monday
 
HE WAS AN AQUARIOUS!!!
 
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Monday, July 18, 2011 14:06
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Monday
 
You still haven’t learned how to spell AQUARIUS?!?!?!

Introducing… R2D2

On Thu, Jul 14, 2011 at 7:33 AM, Leia wrote:
 
I want to create a trail-mix that doesn’t have peanuts or raisins!!!
 
—–Original Message—–
From: R2D2
Sent: Thursday, July 14, 2011 7:36
To: Leia
Subject: Re: Thursday!
 
Uhh, isn’t that a bag of m&m’s?
 
On Thu, Jul 14, 2011 at 7:36 AM, Leia wrote:
 
And almonds… and cashews…
 
It would be like an upscale bag of Trailmix…. OMG… We could use peanut M&Ms!!!