Category Archives: When I Grow Up

Fifth Grade Calculator Fun

 

—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Tuesday, August 09, 2011 15:37
To: Leia
Subject: RE:
 
Why the hell am I a horse?
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Tuesday, August 09, 2011 15:38
To: Chewy
Subject: RE:
 
Because you can’t be the lion!!!
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Tuesday, August 09, 2011 15:39
To: Leia
Subject: RE:
 
I have the heart of a lion!
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Tuesday, August 09, 2011 15:41
To: Chewy
Subject: RE:
 
I already called the lion… you’re simply too slow.
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Tuesday, August 09, 2011 15:42
To: Leia
Subject: RE:
 
LIAR. LIONS DON’T HAVE PHONES

Simply calling the wizard for some courage

 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Tuesday, August 09, 2011 15:44
To: Chewy
Subject: RE:
 
Circus lions do indeed have phones… TracPhones… but still phones!
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Tuesday, August 09, 2011 15:45
To: Leia
Subject: RE:
 
Now you think you’re BETTER than them? How dare you!
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Tuesday, August 09, 2011 15:45
To: Chewy
Subject: RE:
 
Circus horses only have pagers!
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Tuesday, August 09, 2011 15:46
To: Leia
Subject: RE:
 
Hey! They can do two-way text messaging now!
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Tuesday, August 09, 2011 15:48
To: Chewy
Subject: RE:
 
35007
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Tuesday, August 09, 2011 15:48
To: Leia
Subject: RE:
 
QUIT TALKING ABOUT MY MOM
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Tuesday, August 09, 2011 15:50
To: Chewy
Subject: RE:
 
304    It doesn’t work with that 4… 😦
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Tuesday, August 09, 2011 15:51
To: Leia
Subject: RE:
 
Haha plus she is not a garden tool, you 55378008 hack! Go to 7734!
 
Yeah it doesn’t work
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Tuesday, August 09, 2011 15:52
To: Chewy
Subject: RE:
 
Just cause you have more 8008 than all the women of this branch put together, it doesn’t mean you have to be all nasty about it!!!!
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Tuesday, August 09, 2011 15:53
To: Leia
Subject: RE:
 
F U U JEW
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Tuesday, August 09, 2011 15:53
To: Chewy
Subject: RE:
 
U U?   are those supposed to be 80085
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Tuesday, August 09, 2011 15:54
To: Leia
Subject: RE:
 
We are 50 awesome

Much ado about CatDog

—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Thursday, August 04, 2011 10:15
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Wednesday
 
I’m ready to blow this popsicle stand!!!
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Thursday, August 04, 2011 10:17
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Wednesday
 
Me too! Let’s leave early! And go swimming in your pool! And then blog about it! And then eat carbs for three hours! And then realize that Doug was on the roof THE WHOLE TIME! I still can’t believe that Bruce Willis was dead for the whole movie!
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Thursday, August 04, 2011 10:19
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Wednesday
 
Eating carbs for 3 hours will make me happy…. then sad….. then sadder….. then mad….. then coma
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Thursday, August 04, 2011 10:21
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Wednesday
 
Coma is fun for a little while… Til you wake up with foam on your mouth and belly on your belt.
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Thursday, August 04, 2011 10:21
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Wednesday
 
And a dog whimpering in the corner
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Thursday, August 04, 2011 10:22
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Wednesday
 
And he is half-shaved
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Thursday, August 04, 2011 10:22
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Wednesday
 
The “rear-end” … of course
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Thursday, August 04, 2011 10:23
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Wednesday
 
That’s the only end that makes sense
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Thursday, August 04, 2011 10:26
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Wednesday
 
Making sense doesn’t really make sense in the scenario…. so we’re going to have to switch it to the front
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Thursday, August 04, 2011 10:26
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Wednesday
 
Can we go left side? Is that possible? The dog would look like two-face! Or wait… Since he’s a dog… Would that be 14 face?
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Thursday, August 04, 2011 10:34
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Wednesday
 
Cat-Dog!!!! 18-14 face!
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Thursday, August 04, 2011 10:37
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Wednesday
 
YYYYEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Thursday, August 04, 2011 10:37
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Wednesday
 
Cat-Dog was rad… One of my kids had a stuffed animal thing of it
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Thursday, August 04, 2011 10:40
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Wednesday
 
That is legit. I miss all of the old cartoons. And old Nick shows.
 
 —–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Thursday, August 04, 2011 10:43
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Wednesday
 
And the body of the cat-dog was kind of hard…. so they could beat the crap out of each other with it….
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Thursday, August 04, 2011 10:44
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Wednesday
 
That is awesome! I used to have a Big Boss Man stuffed thing that I wrestled with on the trampoline… That thing took a hell of a beating
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Thursday, August 04, 2011 10:46
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Wednesday
 
Diego used to too… before The Beast ate his foot….. OHHHHHH!  I forgot to tell you,  Beast ate fricken Spider-Monkey!!!!  The one that was sitting on my kid’s head in the picture…. GONE!
 
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Thursday, August 04, 2011 10:48
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Wednesday
 
NOOOOOOOOO! Beast really needs to stick to some Ol Roy… He’s going to start pooping out Furbies.
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Thursday, August 04, 2011 10:49
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Wednesday
 
It makes me want to Orange Julius him….
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Thursday, August 04, 2011 10:52
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Wednesday
 
The only problem is he will ea t your sack of oranges before you get home…
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Thursday, August 04, 2011 10:57
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Wednesday
 
I despise you….

I’ve got the Firewall Blues…

—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Tuesday, June 28, 2011 14:43
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Tuesday
 
We can’t access ebay here. What’s up with that? I can access almost all of craigslist but no ebay whatsoever? Balls
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Tuesday, June 28, 2011 14:46
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Tuesday
 
We used to be able to….
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Tuesday, June 28, 2011 14:46
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Tuesday
 
Well that just sucks. I tried today. Haha
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Tuesday, June 28, 2011 14:49
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Tuesday
 
Maybe employees at your level and below can’t access it 😉
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Tuesday, June 28, 2011 14:49
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Tuesday
 
Well, I hope I finally get this freaking raise so I can make enough to sell something I own (That logic was so stupid it was hard to type)