Blue Light Special

—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Thursday, July 28, 2011 13:52
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Yikes… stripes
 
This brownie reminds me of Kmart air
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Thursday, July 28, 2011 13:54
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Yikes… stripes
 
This email is literally the most random thing I think I have ever received.
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Thursday, July 28, 2011 13:58
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Yikes… stripes
 
And the most truthful
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Thursday, July 28, 2011 13:58
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Yikes… stripes
 
You are such a philosopherus rex
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Thursday, July 28, 2011 14:02
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Yikes… stripes
 
It’s my Friday *shrugs*
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Thursday, July 28, 2011 14:06
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Yikes… stripes
 
Possibly mine too
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Thursday, July 28, 2011 14:14
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Yikes… stripes
 
Want some brownie
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Thursday, July 28, 2011 14:14
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Yikes… stripes
 
YES. I like K-Mart air
 
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Thursday, July 28, 2011 14:22
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Yikes… stripes
 
If you tastededed it, you’d be all “Oh, crap… this shiz tasted eggsactually like K-mart air, son!”     and then I’d be all, “I’m not your son!!!!”  and then you’d try to explain that you didn’t mean I was actually your real birth-son… but then I’d just start flailing.. and we both KNOW how you hate when I flail… so at that point you’d probably just walk away… but unfortunately you’d walk straight into the path of The Emperor…. Thank goodness he’d already been beaten down in a multitude of meetings so he would just give a half-assed “Caw CAW” and hop up on your shoulder….   at that point it would probably be safe to say that you walked into the sunset…   as I still flail in despair
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6 responses to “Blue Light Special

  1. Miss Marblemouth

    Philosaurus Rex cracked me up. Whenever I hear the word francophile I always think it’s something illegal. Something about the phile. Philo too.

    • Adding the suffix “-phile” to anything makes it sound like the person you are referring to should be a sex offender.

      “Joe? Yeah. He’s going to the movies three times this weekend. He’s a total cinephile.”
      “Gross!”

      Chewy

  2. I can’t even remember K-Mart air anymore; are they still open?

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