Another Crumby Day at Work

—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Thursday, July 28, 2011 12:12
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Yikes… stripes
 
Nike a ninja
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Thursday, July 28, 2011 12:12
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Yikes… stripes
 
Is that some kind of weird Karate move involving shoes?
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Thursday, July 28, 2011 12:20
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Yikes… stripes
 
It’s called a TYPO, asshat!
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Thursday, July 28, 2011 12:20
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Yikes… stripes
 
Jeez. Who shit in your peanut butter covered rice cake?
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Thursday, July 28, 2011 12:22
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Yikes… stripes
 
Probably  a water bug
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Thursday, July 28, 2011 12:23
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Yikes… stripes
 
NO NEED TO TAKE THAT OUT ON ME. GAH
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Thursday, July 28, 2011 12:24
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Yikes… stripes
 
My bad…. sorry
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Thursday, July 28, 2011 12:53
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Yikes… stripes
 
Ha. Like that is genuine caring. I buy movies for you to watch, I offer to help with bullies, I watch out for you, I keep you entertained, WHAT ELSE MUST I DO?!?!?!
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Thursday, July 28, 2011 12:59
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Yikes… stripes
 
OH!!!! And I never do ANYTHING for you?!?!??!?  Really CHEWY!   I refrain from passing gas when I’m using your chair, I submit my reports (for the most part) on time, I give you good stuffs to read, I offer you food, I gift you with knick-knacks (which I stole from my own children’s grasp), I keep you safe from the Beast, I kick our wall when funny things happen, I talk with you on our way to the parking lot (to make you look cool)
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Thursday, July 28, 2011 13:00
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Yikes… stripes
 
…… I’m still upset about you crunching up my chips  :/
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Thursday, July 28, 2011 13:03
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Yikes… stripes
 
Would it make you feel better if I crunched my own chips
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Thursday, July 28, 2011 13:04
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Yikes… stripes
 
No! The chips did nothing to you! I want all of the chips in the world to be safe and cheerful.
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Thursday, July 28, 2011 13:11
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Yikes… stripes
 
You could become the defender of the chips…. and you could wear a cape!
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Thursday, July 28, 2011 13:11
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Yikes… stripes
 
My catchphrase- ” Bringing help to all those with a CHIP on their shoulder!”

 

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