Working Out With the Thighmaster…

—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Wednesday, July 27, 2011 6:59
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: WTF!
 
I’ll let you punch me if that will make you feel better.   In the thigh.
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Wednesday, July 27, 2011 6:59
To: Leia
Subject: RE: WTF!
 
I would break it in half.
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Wednesday, July 27, 2011 7:01
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: WTF!
 
I have the thigh of a stallion!   STALLION, I say!
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Wednesday, July 27, 2011 7:01
To: Leia
Subject: RE: WTF!
 
My thigh broke my mom’s toe once
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Wednesday, July 27, 2011 7:02
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: WTF!
 
My thigh took down an army of demons once!
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Wednesday, July 27, 2011 7:05
To: Leia
Subject: RE: WTF!
 
Pics or it didn’t happen
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Wednesday, July 27, 2011 7:21
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: WTF!
 
Boo-ya!
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Wednesday, July 27, 2011 7:22
To: Leia
Subject: RE: WTF!
 
I knew it was happening. It looks like you are fighting off red baby batter.
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Wednesday, July 27, 2011 7:23
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: WTF!
 
It didn’t  turn out quit as I had planned!  But, my hair looks cool! Lol
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Wednesday, July 27, 2011 7:23
To: Leia
Subject: RE: WTF!
 
Looks good.
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Wednesday, July 27, 2011 7:25
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: WTF!
 
So, we are in agreement that my thighs are the winner?  Good
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Wednesday, July 27, 2011 7:26
To: Leia
Subject: RE: WTF!
 
Heck no. Mine broke a REAL FREAKING TOE
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Wednesday, July 27, 2011 7:30
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: WTF!
 
Mine saved the planet from imminent destruction!   How does that even compare.  There are freaking STREETS named after my thigh!  There is an annual holiday, celebrated in small villages in Europe…. dedicated to my thigh!!!!  How dare you!
 
My thigh bad, My thigh hood… my thigh do things that you thigh wish it could
 
*glare*
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Wednesday, July 27, 2011 7:33
To: Leia
Subject: RE: WTF!
 
Europe ain’t shit but hoes and tricks. Lick on these thighs and demons get kicked. I used to know a bitch named Demon Dave. You used to roll around and get the world saved.
 
Demons can’t hang near these thighs…
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Wednesday, July 27, 2011 7:35
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: WTF!
 
Yeah… they can’t get near your thighs, because MY THIGHS already banished them.   My thigh said to tell your thigh “You’re Welcome”
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Wednesday, July 27, 2011 7:36
To: Leia
Subject: RE: WTF!
 
My thighs said to tell you that your thigh’s Mom said hello. What now?
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Wednesday, July 27, 2011 7:38
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: WTF!
 
My thigh said to tell you that your thigh has lint in its hair!   Ewwwwwww. Really?
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Wednesday, July 27, 2011 7:38
To: Leia
Subject: RE: WTF!
 
You straight trippin’, boo. My thigh goes bald. How do you like them apples?
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Wednesday, July 27, 2011 7:43
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: WTF!
 
Great, maybe the lint is just sticking to the sweat….   *gross*
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Wednesday, July 27, 2011 7:44
To: Leia
Subject: RE: WTF!
 
Your thigh dreams about being my thigh every night.
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Wednesday, July 27, 2011 7:45
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: WTF!
 
Your thigh wears my thighs clothes when you’re not looking!
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Wednesday, July 27, 2011 7:46
To: Leia
Subject: RE: WTF!
 
Your thigh enjoys my thigh wearing your thigh’s clothes when I’m not looking!
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Wednesday, July 27, 2011 7:49
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: WTF!
 
My thigh is selling pictures of your thigh wearing my thighs clothes on Ebay….
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Wednesday, July 27, 2011 7:50
To: Leia
Subject: RE: WTF!
 
My thigh best be getting a cut of the profits…
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Wednesday, July 27, 2011 7:51
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: WTF!
 
There would have to be interested parties for you to get a cut…. No one wants to see that shiz!
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Wednesday, July 27, 2011 7:52
To: Leia
Subject: RE: WTF!
 
Well then it looks like your thigh is wasting time putting stuff on ebay!
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Wednesday, July 27, 2011 7:54
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: WTF!
 
Unlike your thigh… my thigh has the money to burn.
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Wednesday, July 27, 2011 7:55
To: Leia
Subject: RE: WTF!
 
I’m sorry my thigh doesn’t lower itself to being a complete SLUT to get any position it wants. He works hard for his money!
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Wednesday, July 27, 2011 8:45
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: WTF!
 
You can’t slut out what people don’t want… 😉
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Wednesday, July 27, 2011 8:46
To: Leia
Subject: RE: WTF!
 
That’s a damn fine point.
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2 responses to “Working Out With the Thighmaster…

  1. Miss Marblemouth

    I wish I had a coworker that drew pictures for me. Instead, I have one that makes a point of coming to my desk and informing me there are new issues of The Economist to read if I’m interested. Does it have a Kardashian on the cover? Than obvi, I’m not interested.

  2. lol… I have to draw pictures to keep him entertained.. he gets quite restless! 😉

    -Leia

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