The Hit List

—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Tuesday, July 12, 2011 12:32
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Tuesday
 
It takes 2 to tango!!!
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Tuesday, July 12, 2011 12:33
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Tuesday
 
I don’t like dancing… I have ginormous feet
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Tuesday, July 12, 2011 12:38
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Tuesday
 
It takes two to jog?
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Tuesday, July 12, 2011 12:39
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Tuesday
 
You see how fat I am. I only jog if I’m being chased.
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Tuesday, July 12, 2011 12:44
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Tuesday
 
I’ll have the Beast chase you
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Tuesday, July 12, 2011 12:45
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Tuesday
 
I’ll just throw him some chicken that was marinated in antifreeze
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Tuesday, July 12, 2011 12:47
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Tuesday
 
And then he will switch it with your plate of chicken, when you’re not looking, and YOU WILL DIE!!!!!
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Tuesday, July 12, 2011 12:47
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Tuesday
 
Luckily, I’m immune! I’ve been preparing for this moment my whole life!
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Tuesday, July 12, 2011 12:48
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Tuesday
 
So has The Beast
 
I found Diego’s foot yesterday
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Tuesday, July 12, 2011 12:49
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Tuesday
 
Was it in processed poop?
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Tuesday, July 12, 2011 12:49
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Tuesday
 
It was hidden behind a door
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Tuesday, July 12, 2011 12:50
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Tuesday
 
Hahaha awesome
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Tuesday, July 12, 2011 13:07
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Tuesday
 
He demolished my mom yesterday
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Tuesday, July 12, 2011 13:07
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Tuesday
 
Sounds… dirty. Hahaha but I bet it was fun to watch!
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Tuesday, July 12, 2011 13:09
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Tuesday
 
I missed it, I was at work… She got tore up… lol.  She was supposed to come back to work today from vacation. But didn’t
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Tuesday, July 12, 2011 13:11
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Tuesday
 
Oh wow. That’s not good.
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Tuesday, July 12, 2011 13:15
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Tuesday
 
Yeah, when I walked in the door she was sitting at the kitchen table all dazed…. with grass and stuff all over her…
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Tuesday, July 12, 2011 13:16
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Tuesday
 
Is she actually hurt?
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Tuesday, July 12, 2011 13:18
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Tuesday
 
Yeah… she was trying to walk him in the backyard and the neighbor’s dogs started barking… so he pulled really hard towards them and she fell all over the place.
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Tuesday, July 12, 2011 13:19
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Tuesday
 
Jeez. That dog is really not afraid to just maul someone
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Tuesday, July 12, 2011 13:24
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Tuesday
 
I know, right!!!! You f*cks up Granny???? Damn!
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Tuesday, July 12, 2011 13:25
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Tuesday
 
“You f*cks up Granny????” Ummmmmm……. What?
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Tuesday, July 12, 2011 13:29
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Tuesday
 
Hahahha… I had to go to the “sent” folder to see if I actually wrote that!!! LOL
 
*WHO*
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Tuesday, July 12, 2011 13:30
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Tuesday
 
I was so bumfuzzled for a moment.
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Tuesday, July 12, 2011 13:30
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Tuesday
 
fail
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Tuesday, July 12, 2011 13:31
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Tuesday
 
I’d feel pretty damn safe with that dog watching my house, though
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Tuesday, July 12, 2011 13:46
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Tuesday
 
Yeah… when I’m not fearing for my life, I feel pretty safe!
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