Breakfast of Champions…

—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Wednesday, July 06, 2011 9:04
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Wed-Thurs-something day
 
Oatmeeeeeaaaaaaallllllllllll 🙂
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Wednesday, July 06, 2011 9:04
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Wed-Thurs-something day
 
With Rockstar!
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Wednesday, July 06, 2011 9:05
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Wed-Thurs-something day
 
That would have been outstandingly bad.
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Wednesday, July 06, 2011 9:06
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Wed-Thurs-something day
 
Or some amazing concoction that the whole world would need to know about
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Wednesday, July 06, 2011 9:07
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Wed-Thurs-something day
 
But, I’d be a bitch and never tell…
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Wednesday, July 06, 2011 9:09
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Wed-Thurs-something day
 
That WOULD be just like you. You probably have the cure for cancer and aids just chilling in your basement “Just in case”
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Wednesday, July 06, 2011 9:12
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Wed-Thurs-something day
 
I don’t even HAVE a basement!!!
 
..but they might be under my mattress
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Wednesday, July 06, 2011 9:13
To: leia
Subject: RE: Wed-Thurs-something day
 
Next to all of your unmentionables? That’s real sanitary…
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Wednesday, July 06, 2011 9:14
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Wed-Thurs-something day
 
I don’t keep my unmentionables under my mattress!  I keep loose Cool Ranch Doritos and a steak knife
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Wednesday, July 06, 2011 9:15
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Wed-Thurs-something day
 
…That’s not what unmentionables means?
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Wednesday, July 06, 2011 9:16
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Wed-Thurs-something day
 
You’re not supposed to mention it.
 
And I forgot… I traded the cures for AIDS and cancer for a Kirby.  😦
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Wednesday, July 06, 2011 9:54
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Wed-Thurs-something day
 
And yet somehow, you still owe $1,100…
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Wednesday, July 06, 2011 9:55
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Wed-Thurs-something day
 
It’s down to $700
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Wednesday, July 06, 2011 9:56
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Wed-Thurs-something day
 
You must have traded in one of your sons to get that steep of a discount
 
—–Original Message—–
From: leia
Sent: Wednesday, July 06, 2011 9:57
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Wed-Thurs-something day
 
Just their soul
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Wednesday, July 06, 2011 9:58
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Wed-Thurs-something day
 
Hopefully it was the Mexican one. I heard they don’t have much of a soul to begin with. At least he wasn’t a ginger.
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Wednesday, July 06, 2011 10:01
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Wed-Thurs-something day
 
Eldest one’s dad was a ginger… I lived in fear every day of my pregnancy that eldest would be handed the same fate…. had a box of hair dye on standby
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Wednesday, July 06, 2011 10:02
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Wed-Thurs-something day
 
I feel for you. That could have been such a tragedy.

 

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2 responses to “Breakfast of Champions…

  1. Miss Marblemouth

    I’m seriously so obsessed with you guys. I want to be your coworker. All my coworkers do is talk loudly about how much they hate their husbands, smoke, and eat miniature chocolate chip cookies whilst complaining about working on the third floor. And yes, they take the elevator.

    • We would love to have you. As long as you don’t hate your husband, don’t smoke, don’t bring in chocolate temptation circles, and don’t mind working on the second floor. Our list of requirements is not long. And don’t worry, we secretly make fun of the others who take the elevator… It’s 33 steps… Seriously!

      -Chewy

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