Butt Gaskets and Such…

—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Wednesday, June 29, 2011 14:24
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Wednesday
 
So…. I have a confession to make.  When I go to the bathroom, I don’t use the “butt gaskets”
 
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Wednesday, June 29, 2011 14:25
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Wednesday
 
The stupid paper things? People still use those? I pretty much just rely on humanity being civil enough to not transfer disease through their butt pores…
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Wednesday, June 29, 2011 14:28
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Wednesday
 
That’s not the lame part… I have to “pretend” to use them so that anyone else who happens to be in the bathroom at the same time…. doesn’t think I’m dirty.  I’ll actually take one out of the dispenser and then throw it straight into the toilet. 
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Wednesday, June 29, 2011 14:29
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Wednesday
 
You should just record the crinkle sound on your phone so you don’t kill any more trees… You’re a terrible person. You probably buy 8-ply toilet paper and use 30 squares to wipe…
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Wednesday, June 29, 2011 14:33
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Wednesday
 
Don’t be haten’ cause I make more than you!  Hater!  I’m going to use a WHOLE ROLL of toilet paper when I get home, just to spite you!
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Wednesday, June 29, 2011 14:36
To: leia
Subject: RE: Wednesday
 
… I haven’t been able to afford toilet paper in three months. I use those brown rolls from the inside of our last pack of toilet paper now… About as comfortable as sleeping with a hedgehog… or Carrot Top
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
Sent: Wednesday, June 29, 2011 14:46
To: Chewy
Subject: RE: Wednesday
 
I’ll go by the Dollar Tree and pick you up a roll tonight 😦
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Chewy
Sent: Wednesday, June 29, 2011 14:47
To: Leia
Subject: RE: Wednesday
 
Oh how generous… You might as well get me napkins from that Chinese place… If you wipe your mouth with those, you pull your hand away and you have a hand full of Chinese food and shards of paper.
 
—–Original Message—–
From: Leia
: Wednesday, June 29, 2011 14:50
To: Chewy
ct: RE: Wednesday
 
Fine… I’ll get you the Chinese napkins then… Gosh.
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